Instructions
Simply enter your LiveJournal username above exactly as you would when logging into your account.
What this does is fetch the most recent entries from a LiveJournal account and, through calculating the associations of the most commonly used words, attempts to divine the future of the user. This divination is a relativistic comparison of the user's Mental, Physical, Spiritual, Financial and Interpersonal condition.
One thing you should be clear on. This prediction is complete cobblers!. It doesn't mean a thing! It's a game, a bit of fun, that's all. There are only two people you should go to if you're concerned about your future: your doctor and your accountant. You don't trust telephone tarot readings or old gypsy ladies in darkened tents, and you definitely don't trust scripts written by total strangers!
Technical
This script reads and processes the RSS feed of the user's last twenty open LJ entries, truncated to 40K. This means that the prediction changes as you add entries.
The agent cannot access 'friends only' journals. Testing these will result in spurious results (or even more spurious results, I should say).