The Mighty Invader Zim Test!
Which Invader Zim character are you?
Welcome to the Zim test. Pick the answer that suits you, catches your eye or simply amuses you, and we shall determine your inner Zim character.
This is the default quiz for the test generator. I'm still working on it so apologies in advance for any bugs.
1. How will you approach this test?
Fearlessly.
Contemtuously.
Excitedly.
Resignedly.
Carefully.
Gingerly.
Vacantly.
With extreme bias!
2. How old are you?
Just a baby.
A kid.
Old enough.
Too old for this.
Ancient.
I am eternal!
It's my birthday!
What does that have to do with it?
3. Are you...
Tiny.
Diminutive.
Small.
Short.
Medium.
Tall.
Towering.
Monstrous!
4. It's 7:00am. How do you feel?
Determined.
Embittered.
Invincible.
Hungry.
Whatever.
Refreshed.
Don't know, still asleep.
I feel nothing.
5. It's just the start of a long day ripe with suffering and disaster. Do you intend to...
Avoid everyone and everything.
Dive into your work at the expense of all else.
Daydream of better things.
Make everyone around you miserable.
Remain focused.
Make the best of it.
Stay alive.
Do nothing.
6. You are among your colleagues. How do they treat you?
With the respect you deserve.
With utter contempt.
Like a tool.
With unconditional love.
With obedience!
As just another freak.
With total indifference.
With fear and loathing.
7. You are faced with a crisis! What will you do?
Deal with it.
Think about it.
Find the advantage.
Panic!
Tell whoever it is to cut it out!
Force somebody else to deal with it.
Chew something.
Absolutely nothing.
8. You have failed! FAILED! How do you react?
Get theatrical.
So what?
Cry.
What does "failed" mean?
No reaction at all.
Deny responsibility.
Throw a tantrum.
Accept it.
9. Someone has slighted you! How do you face this humiliation?
Take it.
Deliver a devastating comeback.
Prove them incontrovertibly wrong.
Do nothing but stare at them.
Make them suffer!
Run away and cry.
Belittle their efforts by utterly failing to understand.
They wouldn't dare!
10. Exasperated with your eccentric behaviour, some mere stink-creature has the gall to ask if there is anything you respect. Well?
Fate.
Fear.
Knowledge.
Death.
Freedom.
Pain.
Authority.
No, nothing.
11. As unlikely as it seems, someone in your life has been found deserving. What shall you reward them with?
A toy.
A day off.
A hug (whether they want it or not).
Slightly less torment than usual.
Something that smells nice.
Your grudging respect.
A gadget.
Nothing.
12. You are headed home and find something in the street. So what is it?
Something diabolical.
Something wonderful. Take it home!
The answer!
Something chewy.
Something filthy.
Don't know. A thing.
A gory spectacle.
Something horrifying!
13. I like TV. What shall we watch?
Anything.
Wildlife.
Soaps.
60s reruns.
Documentaries.
No time for TV.
Ooh, Pretty.
Nothing.
14. Perhaps a little light reading before bed. What's it gonna be?
Science Fiction.
Horror.
Romance.
Non-fiction.
Can't read.
Comics.
The manual.
Nothing.
15. Ah, sleep. What are you dreaming of?
Death.
Love.
Failure.
Oblivion.
Fun.
Success.
Ordinary things.
B&W things.
Submit
Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
Test Updated: 27th Feb 2006
Since Last Taken: 04:26:37